So…. an old picture – circa 1965 – showing a man wearing a dark suit 'proves' Men In Black are real.  Because after that b/w photo was taken and the photographer 'drove around the block' the Man In Black (or was it dark blue?  Or brown?  Or purple?  We'll never know because the photo was in BLACK AND WHITE!)  had 'vanished' into thin air.  Oh, and the car he was standing next to was gone, too.  So if that doesn't prove the Man In Black (and the car) simply dissolved, I don't know what does.   Oh, and some fame-hungry Elvis-wannabe had an ALIEN dressed in black tell him "we'll be back" before beaming up in a ray of light.  I wonder if he had an accent like Ahhhnold?

And there are limestone tunnels connecting all the military bases in AZ and NV.  (I guess they won't be plagued with ghosts, then.  Limestone repeals ghost, right?  Or does it attract them?  I need to keep notes.)

Oh, and military helicopters flying over a Military Base proves something unusual.  Not sure what, though….

I would like to reach through the TV screen and slap those idiot sunglasses of off Bill's face.  *takes a deep breath*  *hums…  Serenity Now.*

I will now go decorate my Festivus Pole.

I confess.  I didn't watch the second hour.  I went to bed.  LOL!

But I do have to add something about those 'dead' UFO investigator/author guys that were 'killed off' by the MIB.  They looked rather old, and not 'young' like the Utah weirdo was describing them.  Yes, people DO die.  EVERYBODY dies.  Heart attacks.  Strokes.  Blood clots.    It sounds to me like they all died of natural causes.  I know of two people that had knee surgery and died of blood clots!  And they were both in their 50's.  So it is not all that odd.  And if the MIB kill off everyone that investigates them, why is the Utah dude still alive and kicking?

This just in – MiB3 will start shooting in 2010!  Is this a coincidence, or what? 

Why do Sunglass Bill's MIB have to kill people that know too much, anyway?  Don't they have those cool light flashes that erase memory?