Post edited 4:06 am – February 4, 2011 by Revenant

I saw the show.  Some of the show.  Parts of the show.  I saw the end…

A bunch of stories and recreations (I kept expecting the guy from "Jurassic Park" to come out and say "We've spared no expense").  I listened to some of the theories as to what Bigfoot is.  Of course…that's acknowledging that there is a Bigfoot (and breeding population).

Then the boom-boom-pow new fancy-schmancy theory that they are shaman of an Indian tribe gone essentially and literally wild.  Yes, that fits beautifully.  I'm sure shaman of this Indian tribe are over 7 feet tall , weigh over 400 lbs and wear a size 17 shoe.  I mean…if you're going to shove this Bigfoot stuff down my throat every nine seconds, at least be consistent.  Not sure how this new theory fits into anything except for the "wild" aspect and a possible percentage of misidentifications.

So…just a bunch of yadda, yadda, yadda and me just sitting there and murmuring every five minutes or so "We need a body."….."We need a body."

Seven feet tall.  Over 400 libs.  Breeding population.  Apparently been around for centuries.  Yeah?  Show me a body.

Two hours…."We need a body."

Save yourself the two hours.  Play with your kids.  Play with your dogs.  Call a friend or family member.  Bang your head against a wall.  Really…anything that you do…you're better off than watching this.

Stop story-time and show us a body.  Do the work and show us a body.   

So yeah…thumbs down for me…