I don't drink…does that mean I can't have a martini buddy and go to the end of the world party? sniff…

Yes, the ultimate relief to our financial problems. All along, the perfect solution to the economy is the end of the world! 

Oh, and Angelayo1970, I don't drink either so you and I can be non-martini buddies!

Here is how much of a football fanatic I am…

When I first saw a documentary regarding the Mayan calendar and the world ending in December 2012, the first thing I thought was "Damn! There won't even be a Super Bowl in 2013 if that happens!"

 And earthquakies and HurryCanes and Tomatoes!!

 If you want to be serious about it….technically, other than Andromeda colliding with our galaxy in the far future and making a new galaxy, should The Big Crunch happen (gravity causes our universe to contract upon itself) or current Membrane Theory as well as other Theories, should our universe  comes in  contact with another or parallel universe, our galaxy will be here when the sun expands, cooks the Earth  to a crisp or fully melts and detroys it (depending on how large our Sun gets when it goes Red Giant) as well as the probability that as the Sun throws off it's outer layers after the Red Giant stage and flings the Earth (if it hasn't melted), what's left of it with the outer shell of gases and shrinks to a white dwarf.  But that's billions of years in the future, who knows if any spirits will still be hanging around.

 But look at the bright side, the matter that made up our bodies will probably be hurled off with the outer shell of the sun, drift into a dust cloud of remnants of supernovae or other planentary nebulae (do a search on the Ring nebula, it looks like a human eye with a couple of close rings around it for an example of a white dwarf/planetary nebula example, which our Sun will become as it lacks the mass to go supernova), get caught up, compacted by gravity and burst into a new star with plenty of heavy elements in the mix to form planets again, and life may pop up!  But at this time, our galaxy may have gotten real close to Andromeda and instead of the Sun giving out, the intelligent life that may appear, a big may, will be worried that their new star system, grateful for the death of ours/ as we should be for the couple of supernovae that happened in our vicinity, for the birth of our solar system.  Had these not happened, we wouldn't have the heavy elements to form planets or even the iron in our blood cells.  These heavier elements are formed during supernovae as the massive red giant, that once was probably blue burning only Hydrogent and later Helium, collapses upon itself, forms the heavier elements and goes BOOM!  Well, maybe not, we can't hear sound in a vacuum, no matter what Star Trek says.

 If you are still reading this, by the two  previous entries, it was a purposely sarcastic version of tornadoes, which as a kid, remember another kid asking my Mom, when she told me I needed to get home because a tornado was coming, said, "A TOMATO is coming?"  but maybe in his young innocence he was right, we will be hit by a massive tomato or Killer Tomatoes may Attack.  It's a pretty scary scenario.

Maybe we should just start mutating tomatoes now and get it over with. …Maybe in a desperate search to end world hunger, some fool scientist mutates tomatoes to make them bigger, and then they start growing and they don't stop, so we continue to mutate them to get them to stop and they turn carnivorous and start eating all other life on earth!   

Okay, I think I've eaten too much birthday cake now.