Throughout the first segment, I kept thinking of Hector from "Breaking Bad" and how if there was a GL/BB crossover, the EVP session would just hear bells ringing or if they had a K2 metre, Hector would tell them to "Suck My…"
During the second segment, I think that if the flashlight wasn't "knocked" out of the other brother's hand, Klingon 1 would have started calling the ghosts "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys". How often does he seem to lose his patience?