*Looks at the podcast section for new podcasts.*

*Checks his watch*

*Looks at the podcast section again for new podcasts.*

*Checks his sundial.*

*Looks at the podcast section once again for new podcasts.*

*Checks his calender and crosses off another month.*

*Begins to wonder if all the others are secretly getting the podcasts and he's the only one who isn't.*

*Builds resentment towards the new secret society and vows vengence.*

*Feels bad about unleashing the demons of hell upon the secret society and calls the demons back.*

*Checks the podcast section yet again for new podcasts.*

*Sighs*