Ghaleon said:

I could see Zak going up to a counter and seeing these and doing his usual overacted over dub.

 

"As I neared the boxes which contained these said back scratchers, I had a chill come over me which was later confirmed by both Aaron and Nick. The closer I got to the box the more my mind wondered, could this device really leave the same horrendous marks on my back that the evil entity at Bobby Mackeys did? There was only one way to find out, so with Nick filming I proceeded to test my luck with this device."

 

"We decided to see if there was any residual energy from an evil spirit surounding this empliment." *breaks out Ovulus* " Back…Scratch…Relaxation…Demon"

 

"was this the voice of someone warning me that a demonic entity resides in this product? Was it warning me of the relaxing effects that this product could do and in so getting to let my guard down for demonic possession? With the evidence we had uncovered we decided that it was time to move on to another booth and see what other ghostly products awaited our review."

OK so you must write for GA…..I could totally hear Zak speaking…….scary