Not that I am trying to give someone additional work to do, but I  would LOVE Most Haunted reviews to be included in this website. Man this show makes Ghost hunters look like pikers when it comes to  faking events, and poor camera work. Everyone in Britain KNOWS that most events on this show are faked…but somehow, its popularity is still at a all-time high.

The station that shows it here in Canada bleeps out the profanities which often leads to many minutes of continuous bleeping whenever  the slightest sound is heard. The slightest occurence makes the crew scamper to the nearest exit…, all swearing like Pirates on PayDay. Now, thats scientific research!.  Every occurence is obliterated by the bleeping, if its audible, and every visual occurance is obliterated as all cameras are spun around to show the "investigators" responses.

If you are lucky enough, you can catch older episodes with Derek Acorah, who falls to the ground, invaded by any local spirit rambling by…tossing and screaming like a drunk. Derek is guided by a thousand year old Ethiopian named "Sam". Im not enirely certain…but I seem to doubt that the name Sam was particularly popular that long ago…in that part of the world. I uess the name Buffy was taken by all the other more popular spirit guides.

The Briitish seem to shun electronic  research devices , such  as an EMF METER, and recorders…opting for the far easier to fake  raps, and  taps and moans routine. Blow the dust off yer old Ouija Board…it, and a shot-glass are state of the art here, and conveniently provide an "accurate" name and date of death of every Poltergeist passing thru. Routinely, whistles, taps, and raps are rewarded by spirits rapping tapping and whistling back on cue….now thats hard to phoney that using eartly technlogy. They only recently discoverd FLIR cameras, but someone forgot to tell them what TAPS discovered practically in their first episode, that false readings can be reflected from body heat on reflective surfaces. Every shiny surface shows a heat reading that  could only logically come from spirits….right!!!?????. 

If it  wasnt for the fact that this series makes millions every year I'd donate my EMF Meter…just for the yuks it would provide every time they cross paths with it, and an extension cord, sending a flurry  of activity to the closest exit.