Floods…bring out "squatches," the Mi-Go and Wallydraigles.  Excellent…

Ok…great link…let's have some fun:

"“Over the years, we found that it really does seem like sasquatches do tend to use river systems and creeks as roadways,” Luffman said, “They tend to stick close to fresh water and they stick close to those rivers."

As opposed to the many large mammals that do not stick close to fresh water.  Like…um…

"We were out there. We went up a trail and cooked some bacon, hoping that might attract something,”

Hell yeah…who doesn't love bacon?  I use bacon to attract everything paranormal…"squatches," aliens, ghosts, whatever.  Either something paranormal shows up or I end up with a pile of bacon.  Everybody is a winner…

And here's my favorite response when speaking of what to do if you see one:

"“Do stay calm. Remember that they’re not as a rule aggressive animals . They’re pretty quiet. They’re curious about people."

1) I'm always calm when facing down a 7-10 foot, 500lb unknown animal.  Who isn't?

2) Corner a rat and it will get crazy aggressive.  How do you scale that with a 7-10 foot, 500lb unknown animal?

3) They're pretty quiet…except for all the wood-knocking and "squatch-yelling" that Mr Moneymaker keeps going on about.  But when they're not making all that noise, then yes…pretty quiet.

4) Yes…they are very curious about people.  Which explains why we've found loads of bodies by camping grounds, the millions of miles of paved roads, and along the flooded banks of various rivers.  Yes… the bodies of creatures that are curious about people are always found near…well, people.  Wait a minute…