Too funny….can you imagine the conversation between two cryptozoological super-heroes?
Captain Crypto and the Kryptid Kid in the latest episode of "What?
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Captain Crypto: Hey, did you hear about the new "Cryptomycota?"
Kryptid Kid: Yeah, really exciting. Um…what is it exactly?
Captain Crypto: I think it's a mushroom or something. Wait, no…way smaller.
Kryptid Kid: So…it shoots poison and shocks people like the Mongolian Death Worm?
Captain Crypto: Yeah…um, not so much.
Kryptid Kid: Hmmm…can it take control of your mind or blink in and out of our dimension?
Captain Crypto: I don't think…um, yeah…that wasn't mentioned in the article.
Kryptid Kid: So, er…what does it do?
Captain Crypto: Well, basically…it hides in a pond on a college campus in England.
Kryptid Kid: Oh, I didn't ask where it was, I asked what it did.
Captain Crypto: Yeah…kind of the same thing really…
Kryptid Kid: Oh…
Captain Crypto: Yeah…
*Both start kicking the dirt a little and fiddling with their capes*
Kryptid Kid: So…um…yeah. Hey, did you read Nick Redfern's latest article on crop circle creatures?
Captain Crypto: I know, right? AWESOME!
the end?