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2:51 pm
January 22, 2012
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Nosfer
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The squatchy band of hosers head to the Great Northwest to investigate yet another video of a Bigfoot. They take it a bit further this time, going into the spirit world to become one with the Foot to aid in their quest. Expect more trustworthy witnesses, vouched for vehemently by Matt even though he only met them four minutes ago.
Cameos by Doug and Bob McKenzie?
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6:45 pm
January 22, 2012
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Can hardly wait
"Take off"
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7:17 pm
January 22, 2012
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I've got my jar of moths ready to release the first time BoBo says "squatcherrific"
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9:35 am
January 23, 2012
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Those coyotes really know a bigfoot sound when they hear one don't they?
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12:53 pm
January 23, 2012
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Post edited 12:53 pm – January 23, 2012 by Patrick
Who do you have to sue to get some Skeptical Viewer schwag around here? Hats, shirts, etc. They would be great prizes so we could start a "Predict the Bigfoot Fact" contest.
I say this week's Bigfoot Fact is that Bigfoot's favorite beer is Molsen.
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5:23 pm
January 23, 2012
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Post edited 5:26 pm – January 23, 2012 by Lindy
I'm not sure which stupisode it was in but Sasquatch have been known to hang in family groups like with a father, mother and a yungun.
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5:57 pm
January 23, 2012
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We should make a list of bigfoot lore. I've only watched two episodes which damaged my brain significantly, but from these I gleaned….
They are nocturnal.
They grab ducks from under the water.
They eat moose.
They make silly calls that sound exactly like coyotes.
They throw rocks.
They make tree knocks.
They are very shy, except when you're in a tent when they urinate on it or throw rocks.
They run faster than Olympic athletes.
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6:24 pm
January 23, 2012
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They use powerline clearings as highways
They range in size up to about 11 feet
They don't run alongside cars
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6:32 pm
January 23, 2012
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Learjet said:
They run faster than Olympic athletes.
That reminds me. I've always heard about the great leaps and bounds they make without even trying and how they disappear so quickly, yet the Patterson / Gimlin ape was only walking in a normal looking stride and at a normal looking pace.
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9:33 am
January 24, 2012
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Lindy said:
Learjet said:
They run faster than Olympic athletes.
That reminds me. I've always heard about the great leaps and bounds they make without even trying and how they disappear so quickly, yet the Patterson / Gimlin ape was only walking in a normal looking stride and at a normal looking pace.
That's because Jesse Owens wasn't available to wear the suit that day….
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3:51 pm
January 24, 2012
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Just think of the possibilites.
With the large amount of squatches that seem to be around. Gather up a couple of dozen, shave 'em down, cover them with tattoos and PRESTO!
NFL team.
Imagine 11 ft. recievers.
9 ft. 500 lb. linemen.
Running backs that can get a 1st down with one stride.
Oh yeah, I can see a BIG ring already.
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Double tap to the head. Don't become Undead.
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8:47 pm
January 24, 2012
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LEts not forget the like chococalte candy bars
Its sad this show has done more for me to believe there is no bigfoot, i truely believe that there could be a small pocket somewhere but with each eposide i feel that feeling less and less.
Its even sader that the latest scify movie (forget the title stared john schneider) ismore believable and better time consumed then finding bigfoot
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12:43 am
January 25, 2012
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Oh my they have graphs and everything. Must be real then.  Read about diet and digestion on the next page. And just how do they know how it wipes it's bottom?
There's some seriously delusional footers out there!
http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_F…..asp?id=585
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4:59 am
January 25, 2012
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Here is a word that they need to learn……………."purported"
Where did they get Fonzie's handprint?
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9:39 am
January 25, 2012
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Learjet said:
Oh my they have graphs and everything. Must be real then. Read about diet and digestion on the next page. And just how do they know how it wipes it's bottom?
There's some seriously delusional footers out there!
http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_F…..asp?id=585
Learjet, that would be "squatchers" not "footers". Please take the time to learn the lingo…. 
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10:12 am
January 25, 2012
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Them too!
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10:55 am
January 25, 2012
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Aren't the footers the ones who go around strictly making casts of any odd depression in the ground?
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3:55 pm
February 9, 2012
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Learjet said:
We should make a list of bigfoot lore. I've only watched two episodes which damaged my brain significantly, but from these I gleaned….
They are nocturnal.
They grab ducks from under the water.
They eat moose.
They make silly calls that sound exactly like coyotes.
They throw rocks.
They make tree knocks.
They are very shy, except when you're in a tent when they urinate on it or throw rocks.
They run faster than Olympic athletes.
Don't forget about:
They really like the woods.
Their babies like to climb trees.
They live by animal trails and water.
They like to scratch themselves on power-lines.
They like to yell at each other from great distances.
They like deer, and elk, and moose, and rabbits, and other non herbivore things. (Although, I think they got the rabbit thing from a Bugs Bunny episode with the Abominable Snowman who wanted to call him George.) 
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7:17 pm
February 10, 2012
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Don't forget, BoBo's Bacon!
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